Saturday, June 14, 2014
Friday, June 13, 2014
Doctor - Jokes
Doctor Patients Jokes
Doctor - patients Hot Jokes
Doctor Doctor
MYdaughter has just swallowed my pen - what shall I do?
Use a pencil!
Doctor, Doctor
You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it
Doctor, Doctor
My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it
Doctor, Doctor
My liver is bad
Don't worry.Take it back to the bucher.
Doctor: Nurse, what's the condition of the child who swallowed the coin?
Nurse: No change yet doctor.
Doctor:Who 's next?
Daniel:It's me
Doctor : What's your problem?
Daniel: I don't fall asleep at night
Doctor:Then sleep in the day.
Dentist and a patient:
Dentist :What's your problem?
Patient: I think it's my bridge .
Doctor; What's come over it?
patient: Oh! two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
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Friday, June 10, 2011
A white man and a black man
A white man and a black manA white man and a black man
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me Colored?"
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me Colored?"
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