Doctor Patients Jokes
Doctor - patients Hot Jokes
Doctor Doctor
MYdaughter has just swallowed my pen - what shall I do?
Use a pencil!
Doctor, Doctor
You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it
Doctor, Doctor
My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it
Doctor, Doctor
My liver is bad
Don't worry.Take it back to the bucher.
Doctor: Nurse, what's the condition of the child who swallowed the coin?
Nurse: No change yet doctor.
Doctor:Who 's next?
Daniel:It's me
Doctor : What's your problem?
Daniel: I don't fall asleep at night
Doctor:Then sleep in the day.
Dentist and a patient:
Dentist :What's your problem?
Patient: I think it's my bridge .
Doctor; What's come over it?
patient: Oh! two cars, a large truck and a coach.
