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 MYdaughter has just swallowed my pen - what shall I do?

Use a pencil!

Doctor, Doctor

You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!

Do you drink a lot?

Not really - I spill most of it

Doctor, Doctor

My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.

Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it

Doctor, Doctor

 My liver is bad

Don't worry.Take it back to the bucher.

Doctor: Nurse, what's the condition of the child who swallowed the coin?

 Nurse: No change yet  doctor.

   Doctor:Who 's next?

  Daniel:It's me

  Doctor : What's your problem?

  Daniel:  I  don't fall asleep  at night

  Doctor:Then sleep in the day.

 

 

  Dentist and a patient:

  Dentist :What's your problem?

 Patient:  I think it's my bridge .

Doctor; What's come over it?

patient: Oh! two cars, a large truck and a coach.