Friday, June 13, 2014

Doctor - Jokes

     Doctor Patients Jokes



  Doctor - patients       Hot  Jokes

 

Doctor      Doctor


 MYdaughter has just swallowed my pen - what shall I do?

Use a pencil!

Doctor, Doctor
You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it



Doctor, Doctor
My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it

Doctor, Doctor
 My liver is bad
Don't worry.Take it back to the bucher.


Doctor: Nurse, what's the condition of the child who swallowed the coin?
 Nurse: No change yet  doctor.

   Doctor:Who 's next?
  Daniel:It's me
  Doctor : What's your problem?
  Daniel:  I  don't fall asleep  at night
  Doctor:Then sleep in the day.
 
 
  Dentist and a patient:
  Dentist :What's your problem?

 Patient:  I think it's my bridge .
Doctor; What's come over it?
patient: Oh! two cars, a large truck and a coach.